(don't spoil my fun) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I. Hate. Stakeouts.

I just break things. I'm really good... at breaking things. Military's always got a use for a guy like me.

Thanks a bunch, Lieutenant, but I'm kinda busy taking a cavalier attitude to my dangerous, threatening, and - frankly? - suspicious day job. You mind?

Standard operating procedure for any clean up is to catalogue everything and make sure it gets to its proper destination.

I know him. (catches himself) Well, I know him /better than you do/. I've worked with him longer. I know how he does business.

You're really not, you know. You both did something unspeakably stupid, and now you're in the hands of the enemy.

Oh, I think it's /very/ relevant. I mean, if you're sending someone to pilot ships in deep space, you want to make sure that they can, you know... paint with all the colors of the wind.

We're getting showered by psi waves, and I'm not having a fit. Figured it would have started by now. If it was going to. So I guess I'm... I'm...

Who's about to come through those doors? Higher level SI-5?

After everything he did? After everything /you/ did? No. You're both gonna pay.

No! No, no, no, no, no. You /can't/ do that! Captain! You're going to kill me! You can't just leave me out here to die! What are you going to tell the others? That you just -

MINKOWSKI: (non-POV, deadpan) Yeah. What a hero. JACOBI: All things considered, I really think I am!

And you're going to get us all killed! Everyone get away from that door right now!

I think it definitely qualifies as /a/ record, Colonel.

I mean things like /you/.

Ah well. It's not like any of them were gonna make it back to Earth anyway. Let's get these two back to the Colonel.

Nah. I... One of my friends just died. And I killed someone. And discovered that the man who has been running my life for years, has been lying to me. And the only thing I feel right now? (BEAT) /Relief/.

This... prototype, explosive demolition device gets armed, and it's about to blow our faces off. So Kepler turns to me and goes, "Mr. Jacobi, please take that thing apart, quick as you like." And I... (chuckles)

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