The garden. A scene of utter destruction and devastation. . . . . . Well it was yesterday, god knows what it looks like now after a storm has hit it ......

Merry Christmas 🎁⛄

It's a wild and stormy New Year's Eve here in Guernsey. Perfect weather for a ghost story ...... So I wish you a Happy New Year - and if you're headed down the West Coast tonight beware of the Ghost Train ....... youtu.be/VxWaUFq1M_Q?si…

Today is a Vintersaga sort of a day .....

So someone doesn't know the difference between a bird house and stationery.......

"What's the best way to display your commemorative Holy Water from Lourdes" I hear you all ask ....

I've just started a business carving miniature statues of Jesus on my lathe in my spare time. It's not much but I'm still managing to turn a small prophet every day.

I have some downtime waiting for a jus so I'd thought I'd see if A Twitter was still here & B what sort of mess it had dissolved into since I was last here. Glad to say a-yes and b-all looks good. See y'all again in a few weeks/months Elon Musk permitting .....

Apparently there is some innuendo in this video. Can't see it myself. youtu.be/7X2PuE6ELmg?si…

Happy 80th Liberation Day 🇬🇬

No photos of aurora from me because I was tucked up in bed. I've seen Day of the Triffids, I wasn't taking any chances .....

So, BBC, is Guernsey also not UK enough to have to pay the license fee ?

Is Lauren Boebert the woman Alanis Morissette Morissette is singing about in "You Oughta Know" ?

Happy thank god we finally got rid of those useless 13 colonies day

The Button Pushers in drink form. See if you can guess which one is me ....

Good to see Education have spotted and exploited a gap in the market for big trousers ......

Please note the correct procedure for donning an adult or child ......

Condor have made a really useful update to their website - arrival and departure times for all ferries , including schedule changes. condorferries.co.uk/ferry-routes-p… Aurigny, you might want to consider something similar.....

So. Condor. Why an email about France where I'm not going? Why no email about Jersey where I'm also not going? Why are the guides for the UK and France essential but the one for Guernsey is VITAL !