This Friday I’m rocking at Bonus Room bonus_room_bar for the 2nd annual Ugly Sweater Party playing all the 🔥🔥🔥 music to get you dancing all night long NYC #fridaynight #friday… instagram.com/p/BrSjgWFlyMM/…

Tonight I’m rocking The 2nd Annual Ugly Sweater Party at Bonus Bar bonus_room_bar Toilet Santa's #Fistmas party! Get your ugly sweaters and win some stuff for a good cause!… instagram.com/p/BrYQt9dlkr9/…

Tonight I'm rocking at Local 138!!!!! Artist Credit: Graph Atik #weownthenight #local138 #lowereastside #ludlow #NYC #saturdaynight #saturday #danceparty #djpeterpiper #DJ #djlife… instagram.com/p/BrbUOcVleuv/…

To this day I wonder why Chapstick never had LL Cool J as a spokesperson it would’ve clearly been a win win and a no brainer LLCOOLJ ChapStick®

Anytime I have a DJ case and anyone (looking at you Uber drivers) says what you got a body in there ? I’m gonna have Tupac’s Hail Mary cued up I’m not a killer but don’t push me.....feel me!!! #dj #djlife #uber #tupac

All vibes tonight at #ONTHELO NYC 🔥🙌🏾

Revel stopped services in NYC so I had to find an alternative so I saw a service called Wheels @WheelsLabs on FB and I’m not the type to tell but.... this company is definitely a scam I suggest Bolt Bikes as an ebike alternative

ordered from @sylviasoulfood cause they’re the truth & had to cancel the order cause they didn’t have the meal I wanted Uber Eats tells me they can’t refund me after 3 emails & Sylvias said it came up as zero on their end so Uber steals from people & restaurants lesson learned

Jerry Springer should’ve been the moderator and Steve Wilco’s needs to be in the cut just in case, cause that brazy your sons a cokehead comment made me feel like a fights gonna break out any moment like slap fighting or that momma joke that landed terribly wrong #Debates2020

That Off spray is aight for mosquitoes in the woods but a sturdy millyrock is a better and great for the environment #Sustainability #millyrock #mosquitoes #hiking

I wonder if Boosie ever sang Wipe Me Down when he was changing diapers #boosie #wipemedown

If my major depression was an album it would be Playboi Carti's Whole Lotta Red. It should come with a free prescription of Wellbutrin realtalk .I would've been better off listening to Kid Cudi humming on loop for an hour ( he has a new album its worth a listen). #playboicarti

An NYC Haiku for Valentines Day(Feel free to use it lovebirds): I love you more than A Spicy Chicken Sandwich From Crown Fried Chicken #ValentinesDay #nyc #haiku #crownfriedchicken #jokes #brooklyn

So DJs dropping “Let Me Clear My Throat” by DJ Kool at midnight….. asking for a friend #nye #dj #cdcsays

If Who’s Mans is This? was a person it would be Eric Adams #nyc #mayor #ericadams #whosmansisthis

I meditate to Icytwat instrumentals to see through this matrix

We’re living in the Fyre Fest government edition #fyrefest