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Of all the ways I've been disappointed by Switzerland over the years, this one ranks somewhere in the middle #HOPPSCHWIIZ

I need a pint of Carabao after that

Now I’m disappointed Derby only got a draw against this mob #MUNNEW

do it do it oh god please do it

This morning I saw a chippy next to a tram station, and it was called ‘Fish Tram Chips.’ I’ve been thinking about this non-stop all day.

Man City v Spurs was an exceptional game. But cross-checked, officially-sanctioned joy is no joy at all. And that's our future. football365.com/news/why-the-e…

This caller is absolutely right. The most crucial part of supporting - celebrating a goal - has now been numbed, neutered and removed from PL matches by TV. This fucking mantra about 'the correct decision' is media driven desk-bound bloodless balls.

Glad Derby won’t be part of this disgrace

We've been staring at this observation for about 15 minutes. b3ta.com/blog/who-knew-…

Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides? So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

Nice way to start his final few months as Chelsea manager x.com/ChelseaFC/stat…

Gutted that "Will Hughes Still Love Me Tomorrow" is too long for a fantasy team name Fantasy Premier League

#NationalDogDay

haven't eaten a single apple in a week pls send help

haven't had an apple in two weeks pls send help

haven't had an apple in three weeks pls send help

finally had an apple it was really nice