Fall kitty 🎃✨

Turn based sex

id, ego and superego

DO NOT GENDER BEND YOUR LOVE SONGS AT KARAOKE. YOU ARE GAY FOR THE NEXT FOUR MINUTES.

soaking up some sun

It’s almost time for the spookiest season of all: guys who think wearing shorts when it’s cold is a personality season

commission! ✨

BF: *sobbing* babe please stop making up words Me: Blunch :) BF: Theres already a perfectly good word for it, you dont- Me: Leakfast :)

i love dragon age because sometimes you get lines like “beg that i succeed, for i have seen the throne of the gods and it is empty” and sometimes you just get “ahh hawke stepped in the poopy”

please enjoy these highlights of my recent stream where Dizzyingspinster and I just did impressions of the worst guy you've ever met. youtube.com/watch?v=gm6fDq…

happy autumn to the house in Knives Out

Sometimes I’m cute. But yeah, my dog is way cuter.

Autumn

You know, this twitter fiasco is really ruining my high opinion of Elon Musk

What company do you think you guys would buy if you had a lot of money and wanted to feel something? And what impulsive & emotional changes would you make that would ruin it

I can do anything I set my mind to as long as it can be done in one hour and I already have a playlist for it.