Sleeping naked feels better when me and my roomie are in a fight 🫶🏼

One thing I love about our mornings is our daily FaceTime call with our one year old niece. She’s learning how to talk and it’s the best 😂. She’s in the stage where she repeats everything and answers questions I love it sm. She sings the abcs & hbd then hangs up on us 🤣

My bff from HS and me broke up bc her man IS weird AF & she chose him (which is fine) but he needs stay out of my tik tok views i hate him

Arguing with kids is so funny. This two yr old just told me he’s gonna put me in the trash I said no I’ll put YOU in the trash then he tried to lick me 🤣

My 11 yr old used his mental health day coupon today… We played some basketball, door dashed some McDonald’s and now we’re watching avengers. So grateful for days like this 🫶🏼

One of my 11 yr olds classmates asked my younger boys why he was absent today and they told them he was taking a mental health day so that friend text my son to check in on him 😩😭

Me helping Steven look for some samples of turf I threw out 2 months ago him: if you happen to come across those pieces lmk Me:

It’ll never not be funny to me that me and Steven’s ex/my boss have the same sense of humor and it’s sooo different than Steven’s 🤣 I love her

Thinking about the time BP came to our school with drug dogs for career day and I stayed inside (bc I’m scared of dogs) 😂

Its so interesting to me how 5 lbs changes my body drastically 🥹

I was today years old when I found out influencer snark pages are a thing not me looking up my fav influencers lol people are miserable 😭

My bil asked me to wear a kid friendly swimsuit I thought this was a free country 😭

It’s a beautiful day to get back into bed after drop offs 🫶🏼

When I’m getting off the phone with my dad and he says “thanks for calling” 😭can he live forever pls

Telling myself I can doodle after cleaning up the kitchen bc I’m the mom and also that’s crazy

I know I should gym but I just really wanna lay in bed and stare at the ceiling 🥹

Nothing tickles my pickle like going to sleep in Steven’s fav pjs when we’re in a fight 🥰

My sister gifted me her cleaning lady this week 🥹

hate when I forget something in the same moment I’m opening my notes app 😭

The way I wanna stop taking my meds for the rest of the year so all my personalities can enjoy the holidays to the fullest but also it’s probably the time of the year I (& the people around me) benefit from them the most 🎄