Men!

I’d arrest this outfit

Everyone at the mall, Target, and swim lessons knows mommy’s the boob girl.

Crack open a few cold ones

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME ANYMORE.

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

Pull up to the scene with my chinny missin

I have been ANTI X but then I gave up social media for lent and now I’m like just give me the X

Just how he likes me :(

No one: Me: No no because I had to put my moms dog down today and now after the ups and the downs and the heroin I’m watching the The 1975 headline Glastonbury with silent tears running down my face because my daughter is next to me watching Lilo & Stitch 2

IDGAF what yall saying! I’m vibing! I’m a showgirl baby

We all had Covid listening to Evermore and wanted to die what is wrong with you freaks IM A SHOWGIRL BABY I TWIRL

I’M A SHOWGIRL BABY

I’M A SHOWGIRL BABY

I’M A SHOWGIRL BABY

I’M A SHOWGIRL BABY

Truly!

How your email finds me

Ugh having to come back to X because my dad is liking all my Heated Rivalry content on Threads