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DivorceDadBreaksDown

@divorcedad

Divorced, dad to the 3 coolest kids, writer, bartender, traveler, graphic designer, film buff, gleek, Burning Man burner, seeker of happiness & other answers.

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GOT SPOILER ALERT Him: I'll be remembered as the man who killed Jaime Lannister. Me: Dude, you just fought a one-armed man. ...And lost #GOT #GameOfThrones

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Drogon didn’t kill Jon because he didn’t blame him for killing Daenerys, he blamed the iron throne. Drogon knew that the iron throne killed his mother, Drogon finished his mother’s wishes and broke the wheel! this scene was heartbreaking😣 #GameOfThrones

Drogon didn’t kill Jon because he didn’t blame him for killing Daenerys, he blamed the iron throne. Drogon knew that the iron throne killed his mother, Drogon finished his mother’s wishes and broke the wheel! this scene was heartbreaking😣 #GameOfThrones
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Went to Arby's , got a free cup of water. Went to Wendy’s , free water. Taco Bell cup of water? Sure, no charge. McDonald's ? SMALL WATER? That will be $1. WTF McDonald's??? #BoycottMcDonalds #NeverGoingBack

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Anyone out there saving Booksmart for another day, consider making that day TODAY. We are getting creamed by the big dogs out there and need your support. Don’t give studios an excuse not to green-light movies made by and about women. 💪❤️💪

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When RED states FLA & TX get hit by hurricanes, Donald J. Trump is quick with $$$US National Emergency Funds.$$$ Meanwhile.... THOUSANDS r BURNED ALIVE in Westeros & Trump does nothing!!! #WTF #POTUS #IronThrone

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Trump moments ago: "We're going to defeat socialism and put a man on the face of the moon." To clarify... we've already put a man on the face of the moon. #11MSNBC #11thHour

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"Have you ever seen another example of foreign aid conditioned on the personal or political interests of the president of the United States?" William Taylor, top U.S. diplomat in Ukraine: "I have not." abcn.ws/2KjXjHH #ImpeachmentHearings

dustin Couch (@dustinkcouch) 's Twitter Profile Photo

one time i shut myself in my room and listened to linkin park while crying because a girl told me she wouldn't be able to go to with me to the 2005 nickelodeon's kids choice awards if i were to hypothetically win tickets in a sweepstakes i saw in a commercial but never entered

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"If you get fucking anxious again, you'll be fucking fired." This is what a Speedway manager told my son before firing him. Is this how Speedway managers treats people? Or just the ones that suffer from panic attacks? #EducateYourPeople #MentalIllnessIsReal #PanicAttacksAreReal

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Chris Wallace just told the Fox News audience of President Biden’s speech: “I have been listening to these inaugural addresses since 1961, John F. Kennedy's 'Ask not.’ I thought this was the best inaugural address I ever heard."

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Wanted nachos QDOBA w/ no queso. They told me i had to get it or they charge xtra 4 the chips. Really? Went to QDOBA almost every day this summer. QDOBA, u owe me an explanation or Chipotle it is. Chipolte lets customers choose their toppings w/out a hassle. Chipolte

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What kind of Mexican restaurant won't let you order a chicken nachos w/out queso? QDOBA won't. They said I had to get queso or they had to charge me extra for the chips. Does this madness make sense to anyone?