You are not qualified to homeschool your kids.

......EXCUSE ME?

Entertained some out of town guests last night. At dinner they told us they refused to take the subway because it was too dangerous. My 9 year old said "What? You mean like if you ride on top?"

good charlotte put out some mediocre pop punk songs and then they put out a perfect dance song; where are they and what gives

reformation told me to kms (their sizes run small)

AI may be a mess but to its credit, iphone can now tell my cats apart and my ex-boyfriend could not. so, guess that job is replaceable

bleak!

just imagine if every movie, book, etc. had a few of these

they act like part-time hourly employees are telepathically making the tip screen appear rather than it being just part of how the POS works ??

the people of the L train are already in full halloween mode. in case you were wondering

i’m at a halloween show in brooklyn and there are at least two big lebowskis in this room

still can’t believe that financial columnist got a call like this and didn’t immediately hang up

my therapist OWNED me so hard i’m actually embarrassed. just DESTROYED like a blue-haired oberlin freshman in a bad-faith debate with a right wing dweeb

kamala pledged to be tougher on the border than trump, wouldn’t ban fracking, pledged allegiance to israel, and gave no strong support to trans people. is the far left pandering in the room with us?

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

dropping in to Hell Site to announce: my short script is going to be read at cindependentfilmfestival next month!