Dear Medical Journals, For the love of all that is holy, can we just have one universal format for initial submissions!? I promise to jump through all the other little hoops once it's accepted. Please... Love, Charlie

Hello twitterz! I am back! My new phone miraculously logged into my Twitter Acct (forgot my password) so I’m here to be a bother again!

How’s everyone doing??? Staying safe in the time of corona I hope. Sending love and well wishes

Whole day clinic today and required a nap in between. Is this what being middle aged feels like?

Why yes twitterz, it's a subtalar and talonavicular dislocation. Guess who is on call again? 🙋🏻

Reviewed my blue letter patient 4 times last week and spoke to family multiple times. Consultant in charge calls up my chief and (1)

Says I am not doing anything for the patient. Apparently arranging a drain, flushing the drain, speaking to family is not enough (2)

I am AT MY WITS END.Short of taking over the care of the patient (which I can't even if I wanted to bc I am a lowly SpR) i have done my best

I really don't know what else to do

Hellooooooo twitterz I am backkkkkk. Got locked out of my acct for the longest time! How are all of you!!!

Dear paeds med resident, when I tell you it's septic arthritis of the hip, please stop insisting that it's the knee that's the issue

1) There is such a thing as referred pain. 2) in kids septic arthritis of the hip >>> septic arthritis of the knee. Love, grumpy ditzy

Having a new appreciation for circular external fixators... They really do give a new lease of life!!!!

Also... Singapore is going mad over Zika virus. So glad I'm not an ER physician

On a scale of 1 to absolutely impossible, do you think I could move to Tasmania to work????? I love it so!!!!

Struggled through a radius ulna fracture today. Totally not on top of my game. Need to operate more. Or should I just quit now. So tired

I've just been feeling more and more tired. Don't want the extra responsibility and work. I feel like I can't keep up with the boys

If I can't keep up despite my best efforts... Maybe I should leave rather than posing a danger to patients

Also my new PD doesn't quite seem to like female residents... The few of us feel unfairly targeted sometimes. Sigh

I think everything is just snowballing together and I just want to take a good long break. Not sure if I will ever return if I do though