I don’t trust nobody and trust me. I’ll form a government in your bad dreams. I’m sorry but the old Theresa can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she’s dead. Look What You Made Me Do. 🎶 #DropDeadJez

PHILIP MAY IS A SEX GOD.

Old news.

Bitch. You’re a fucking Lebanese leftist. Kindly step off the Yorkshire Dales. At the highest point.

I have the entire Yorkshire Establishment behind me. • The Emergency Services • The Cast is Ackley Bridge • YORKSHIRE TEA

This is not a laughing matter.

🤟🏻

Look What You Made Me Do.

My one... when all is said and done.. you’ll believe I made Brexit a good one... #GodIsAWoman

Then don’t. Only some people are fit for makeup. Like me.

Not coming anywhere near my office hun. x

Who is Teresa? Spell my fucking name correctly you twats 🖕🏻

You should join the cabinet.

I see Eric Pickles has been spotted on the Thames x

Got one less problem without you. Connie Beauchamp @ArianaGrande 😡

• MP for Maidenhead • Home Secretary • First Lord of the Treasury • Conservative Leader • Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Shut up Jackson. This is why I fired you from my cabinet.

Have you met Boris?