The only debate I will engage in tonight is between the two BOGO Ben & Jerry's pints I picked up Publix (DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES)

So I’m enjoying the hell out of all of the dog and cat memes but dude, the origin story of the pile on is racist as fuck

I think I am in love

Guys. I’m teaching Social Media Strategies next semester. What’s your best advice? Just the tips, please.

And that's how you end up with an AK 47 at your golf course

They happen in threes. 1 - Jack Black 2 - Dave Grohl 3 - Which of our perennial good-guy heroes is next to fall?

STUDENTS

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Lots of talk in higher ed about the ethical uses of gen AI bots. Looking to expand my body of knowledge. What do you non-academics use gen AI to create? I’ve seen folks claim to use it for therapy, for sexy time content, for a virtual partner.

Apparently the “Chief Twit” takes a LOT of money from sex toy companies to advertise on this here platform. Like, a LOT.

They’re giving Golden Girls Afternoon on the Lanai

STUDENTS #Strategy #Theory

STUDENTS: Authenticity is one of our tenets. How does this moment feel to you?

A snapshot in time. This artifact is still attached to the wall in the Chemistry building. Wonder what the students think it is.

Thanks to Drew R. Garabo for correctly using “anti-venin” as the antidote for a snakebite. Not “anti-venom.” #PedanticTweet

Hey, McDonald's — got a lil BEEF w one of your stores. Can I slide into your DMs?

Good morning Duke Energy — what are the plans to restore Pasco power when it goes out during Milton? Irma kept us dark for a week.

A distraught friend yesterday boiled it down perfectly: "If we won, we'd be celebrating how many of them would get healthcare, education, or student loans canceled. But they won, and they're celebrating how many of us they get to kill." Tells the whole story, doesn't it?

This was an odd surprise to see

Leopard / face