“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

Avoid the friend zone by putting yourself in the stranger zone because these bitches ain't worth it at all.

I don't believe anyone anymore.

quite possibly the gag of the century

Finally ripped up the most impersonal get well soon card ever written from my ex-classmates. Felt cathartic.

🫤

Most men wouldn’t care what was going on with the government but they ruined video games and made us bored so we had no choice

Game Boy Advance startup intro (2001)

Imagine being a ten year-old boy. Your babysitter, school teacher, and piano teacher are all women, you're raised by a single mom, you never see your dad, every dad on TV is a loser, and there are no strong men in your life. School caters to the girls in the class who have

NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, BABY!

Swim party!🐶

It’s better these days to be a little too much of a pervert gooner than the sterilized sexless freak so many terminally online zoomers have become.

Nothing like being used by a fraud pretending to be everyone's friend, and I was stupid enough to be your announcement bitch.

Saturday timeline cleanse... Cow falls down cliff... Random guy climbs down to help cow get back up to pasture. Digs steps with an abalone shell.

Did you know that June is Men‘s Health Awareness Month (in the US)? So it‘s the perfect time to support men and show them that they deserve to be loved and treated right 💜

💗🪄✨ #YuGiOhDUELLINKS

At least people believe us that Gamergate was abut ethics in games journalism now. Absolute scum.

Dog picks up a little girl from school every day with a car made by het father.. 😊