I simply can't decide whether it's more fun to be the scientist or the test subject.

#SeductiveSunday anyone?

Can't even count how many times having a total of six arms has come in handy. Though bondage fantasies are a little less fun when one has all the control.

There are a few 'heroes' in need of a reminder as to exactly with whom they are dealing.

Good times.

The superheroes keep getting younger and it's honestly fucking with my ability to enjoy the sight of those tight little costumes.

What a mood.

#SeductiveSunday

The only thing more delicious than No Nut November? Go Nut November. Every single day. No breaks.

There's nothing like a few writhing bodies in the morning to wake one up the right way.

"The last one? Hardly. When I find a good thing, I don't tend to let it go."

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

Thrilled to hear it. Gems like that are only for the most refined of tastes.

Mild announcement. Anyone who has plans downtown may want to avoid the area until..- Mm, let's say tomorrow.