Asked the others to join this calendar app with me so we “know when we’re free for shows” but it’s actually so I know when we can go for lunches

It’s never too early to write a Chrimbo banger, even in June

Remembered the password for this so in celebration we ask, why is “to flush” in quotation marks? Does it not really flush? Help?

From their Fringe Fetishes and Heavy Petting in the Frozen Food Aisle EP Discount Lindas on The Turtleshead with Cheap Vegetarian Sausages

We’ve written a new song. It’s about sausages...or is it???? Find out tomorrow at Cavern when we support Martha with Okay, Bye !!!!!!! 💖🌭💖🌭💖🌭💖🌭💖

Tullow oil

We play vegetarian bangers.

Last night on stage 2 of us tried to make the same joke at the same time about Linda sarnies being over too quickly. Never felt so right to be in a band 💚