Oh y’all wanna talk about queer baiting?

Planned parenthood lady: “and has the pull out method still been the form of birth control you’re using?” Me: “maybe 🥺👉👈”

19-year-old Japanese fashion student & model Miu on the street in Harajuku wearing a Ralph Lauren Polo shirt with layered vintage gingham, a vintage plaid elephant bag from Kinji Harajuku, Happy Socks, and colorful vintage shoes from New York Joe #原宿 instagram.com/m___baa/

wigs by aki.wig.4 on ig

🌟 A star is born! Behind the curtain of dust and gas in these “Cosmic Cliffs” are previously hidden baby stars, now uncovered by Webb. We know — this is a show-stopper. Just take a second to admire the Carina Nebula in all its glory: nasa.gov/webbfirstimage… #UnfoldTheUniverse

Art is art

Accidentally said “grandpather” istead of grandfather gonna kms

Farting on anyone I’m mad at from now on

The battle of soup vs salad rages on

Insane dream I was house sitting for crazy people and their two massive dogs turned on me and I was stuck being on top a kitchen counter trying to not get mauled 🥰 feet were burning hot when I woke up, circulation not working? Maybe … pur

It’s stantler season… noooooooooo Pokémon GO

“Hand ankle bone”

Didnt shit myself at the airport. Now thats a win 💞🥰

me hitting the pen and going non verbal

Badie got mad at me because I suck at smash