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Fretburger

@discodivekick

For he did not know, that beyond the lake he called home,
There lied a deeper, and darker ocean green.
Where waves are both wilder and more serene.

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calendar_today05-12-2016 13:36:41

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lil uzi virtue signal (@clayharted) 's Twitter Profile Photo

this old lady who called into my job asked if i was a democrat or republican (only republicans do this btw) so i dodged the question because i’m just the dude fixing your internet and she started talking about how she was a democrat until 1968 when things “started to go crazy”

this old lady who called into my job asked if i was a democrat or republican (only republicans do this btw) so i dodged the question because i’m just the dude fixing your internet

and she started talking about how she was a democrat until 1968 when things “started to go crazy”
Fretburger (@discodivekick) 's Twitter Profile Photo

approaching grease and fwwm levels of "these guys are still teenagers" except I at least respect grease and more than respect fwwm

approaching grease and fwwm levels of "these guys are still teenagers" except I at least respect grease and more than respect fwwm
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I don't mind this figure being a thing mainly because it's so fucking funny. Like yeah man let's merchandise the literal rape demon and make him seventy dollars. What the fuck did that boardroom meeting look like.