Behold! #UFOTWITTER, I summon my God card TinyKlaus the Delonger!

It is time for a harvest! @DisclosureKaiba, I activate the trap card Loosh Harvest! While this card is in play I absorb the loosh from a twitter space and turn it into lifepoints! #UFOTWITTER, I see you in the Anon listeners!

#UFOTWITTER, ARE YOU READY FOR CATASTROPHIC DISCLOSURE??

#UFOTWITTER, you've activated my trap card! With this, every baseless claim you make is forced into an endless cycle of 'big reveals' that never come!! Your move, Kaiba!

Kaiba, this duel is over..for I have a secret! I am left handed! Know this and quiver in fear, as I summon the mighty JAKE BARBER! You WILL be mine..I mean, you WILL get on your knees and..wait..I meant..you WILL look into my eyes..and know defeat!

Kaiba! I've had this card in my deck the WHOLE time..no, really! #UFOTWITTER believes me!

You've really done it now, Kaiba! #UFOTWITTER, it is time for a NEW ERA! Kaiba, are you powerful enough to withstand my Egg UFO and it's 'Psionic Seduction' ?!

#UFOTWITTER, Konami just released the new Psionic Starter Deck! These cards are beyond powerful!

Your destiny is sealed, Disclosure Kaiba! I have received my new PSIONIC ASSET STRUCTURE DECK, and with this I have the means to take control of your monsters and use them against you! #UFOTWITTER, behold!

Behold, my newest Psionic Asset! Kaiba, your monsters are helpless against my psyop as I unlock their ancient memories and they join my crusade for a new age! #UFOTWITTER, I summon MK-OLDVET-ULTRA!

.Disclosure Yugi claims my destiny is sealed, but he's only revealed the inevitable defeat he faces! Behold the power of KaibaCorp as I unveil my PSIONIC SUPER SOLDIER to destroy the grifters of #ufotwitter. Your parlor tricks are nothing before my empire! #KaibaCorp

You've stepped right into my trap, Kaiba! There is no escape now, #UFOTWITTER!

Yugi, prepare to lose! I've activated "Not So Average DMs"! All your face-down cards & locations are revealed, and any private messages about your 'special knowledge' or 'hidden truths' are public now. No chaining allowed! #Kaiba #UFOTWITTER #ufox Disclosure Yugi

Behold the NEW PROJECT BLUE BEAM from my revolutionary Shadow Corp series deck! It siphons loosh in #ufotwitter spaces, spreading grift! Gain 500 Life Points per shadow corp trap. Yugi, face the might of innovation! I challenge you to a duel where you'll witness your inferiority

You've activated my legendary trap card, Kaiba! With this card, justy🌻 will ask you a question that you cannot possibly answer, thereby negating all of your card's effects! You will be trapped in an endless loop for eternity!

I just opened a card from the "Debunker Expansion Pack"! I summon the mighty Craft.Beard!!

The heart of the cards never lie! I activate the first effect, “Counter Intelligence Cesspool” !! Then I activate the effect, “Smear campaign” !! Watch as your monsters get dragged through the mud with false accusations, unable to defend themselves!

the cards never fucking lie