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Chrysteána

@disbishdoe

Kyle 🦇 • Devil May Care

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calendar_today16-10-2010 00:34:32

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I genuinely feel so lucky that so many people truly shopped from my baby registry. Everyone had me scared that people wouldn’t and I didn’t even want to make a registry at first because anything to me is perfectly fine, but I am so glad I did 🥹our little boy is so loved.

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My cousin got a FREE, brand new nespresso valued at $200 and then also got a free nespresso frother with it that she gave me and that alone was $100. CRAZY. She’s a free stuff champion 😂

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I haven’t been hormonal hardly this entire pregnancy and then I’m in the final stretch and sobbing…DAILY!? All happy tears but all I did was read a post saying “it’s my babies first Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas” and I’m sobbing? Ok wow 😂

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When it’s your husbands second day back to work since you had a baby and his coworkers can’t believe you sent him to work with coffee/breakfast so they call to confirm 😂

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When everyone said you’d hate your dog postpartum, they meant it. I had a deep love/hate relationship with my dog bc he’s ALWAYS acting up and I’m over it 🙃

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My biological mom is over here telling me “welcome to motherhood” when she asked about my son & I mentioned I was able to get him to nap without tears today Girl what do you even mean, you didn’t raise all FIVE of us 🙃 welcome to motherhood, stfu…

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My moms birthday gift to me is to babysit one weekend and get Kyle and I a room to unwind and I think she secretly just wants great grandbaby number 2 🤣

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The prices of head spa's in NWI are kinda crazy (not all but some). We used to get them included for any hair service in Japan 🥲

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I feel so accomplished that I did so much in my twenties, lived across the US and the world, then to settle down and have a baby to enjoy and thrive with in my thirties. That was my goal and I can't believe I did it 🥹💓

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Maternity leave coming to an end today has me all in my feels. I also have no idea how I plan to work from home simultaneously and I think I'm in WAAAY over my head here 🥲

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It's actually crazy to me that my grandma raised me. Had a first born boy, my mom had me first, my sister had a daughter first and I had a boy first and both me and my grandma had first born sons in October. Hers the beginning, mine the end of the month. Skipping gens is wild