“DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM.”

“It’s 6AM, I gotta go to brunch.”

“Damn fucking right I am.”

“Go up, down, up, down, up, down — Shake it /fast/.”

“Watch your back, or the Cheshire Cat will give you a heart attack. ✨”

“I’m going to find some cute girls with mommy and daddy issues, and have /fun/.”

“Everyone who is in love is under arrest. Not allowed.”

“Terrible day, really.”

“White Queen, Red Queen, whatever!”

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❝ 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥. ❞ ✨ – 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛. ✨ – 𝚖𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎. ✨ – 𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚎! ✨ – 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍.

“A night out, doing some dirty dancing and heavy drinking sounds like a gooooooood time.”

“I’m going to teach these girls a thing or ten on how to break some hearts.”

“My dirty little secret is rather large.”

Sleuths. Sluttily.