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saiki.

@disasterpsychic

“I am the world’s unhappiest man who has had everything snatched away since the moment of my birth.”

#saikikrp #mvrp // muse: he / they

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calendar_today11-12-2020 16:02:23

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❝ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵉˣᵖʳᵉˢˢⁱᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᵃʳⁱⁿᵍ ... ... ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏ , ʰᵘʰ ? ❞ ᴛᴀɢs : #𝑼𝑻𝑹𝑷 - #𝑴𝑽𝑹𝑷 ♡ & ↺?

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i'm not sure; i've only ever ordered the one i like. i'm sure you could look for a sweet one, they put whipped cream on the one i get as well, so there is that. ( he awaited toritsuka to try it. )

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i don't like you, i just haven't really gotten around to getting rid of you yet. besides, you're a highschooler, so i don't think the police would take your perverted nonsense as an actual crime.

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what? no that's ridiculous. ( saiki was unamused, shaking their head. ) i would never hand out a death threat, you're harmless when you aren't around women.

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well she isn't exactly wrong. alright, i guess i could help a little. ( he pretending to search for nice things to say about toritsuka, just to mess with him. )

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what? how would i even start? ( saiki tried to think about any of the times toritsuka had acted even remotely cool. ) i'll figure it out and get back to you.

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it's the most difficult thing i've had to think about. is there something you would like me to tell her that you did? something specific, something not perverted?