❝ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵉˣᵖʳᵉˢˢⁱᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᵃʳⁱⁿᵍ ... ... ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏ , ʰᵘʰ ? ❞ ᴛᴀɢs : #𝑼𝑻𝑹𝑷 - #𝑴𝑽𝑹𝑷 ♡ & ↺?

i'm not sure; i've only ever ordered the one i like. i'm sure you could look for a sweet one, they put whipped cream on the one i get as well, so there is that. ( he awaited toritsuka to try it. )

i told you it was bitter. ( saiki took a bite of their own, happily. )

( saiki gladly takes it and eats the rest of it. he felt as if he could melt. ) so good...

( saiki looked up from eating their coffee jellies, glancing at toritsuka. ) wipe that grin off of your face.

never. i will never give you peace.

i appreciate the gesture. regardless, you're a menace to society so i won't give you peace.

( clears throat. lists everything he has ever done. )

/ kind of / is an understatement.

// we're so funny

i don't like you, i just haven't really gotten around to getting rid of you yet. besides, you're a highschooler, so i don't think the police would take your perverted nonsense as an actual crime.

what? no that's ridiculous. ( saiki was unamused, shaking their head. ) i would never hand out a death threat, you're harmless when you aren't around women.

and you took me seriously?

i suppose that's fair. ( it wasn't like their facial expressions changed on a daily. )

you haven't but sure, okay, depends what you'd like me to do.

well she isn't exactly wrong. alright, i guess i could help a little. ( he pretending to search for nice things to say about toritsuka, just to mess with him. )

at least i'm not a creep. what do you need?

what? how would i even start? ( saiki tried to think about any of the times toritsuka had acted even remotely cool. ) i'll figure it out and get back to you.

it's the most difficult thing i've had to think about. is there something you would like me to tell her that you did? something specific, something not perverted?

well, i'll certainly try. ( though he wouldn't be phrasing it like 'that hot ghost girl.' )