One more half for the rest of our lives! Rise up Texan Nation! #WeAreTexans

2022 Bears are the number 1 loser and I couldn’t be more proud.

i’ve always wanted to retire and become a cross country semi truck driver. devastated this won’t be an available retirement option

Wish cars on the highway had hot mics. I would love to give this family of 6 in their honda odyssey a taste of a CoD lobby

I haven’t slept in 4 nights. I lay awake thinking about how this bald fuck now has a ring and will retire a champion

Flowers by miley cyrus and i’m not ashamed of how much I love this banger

the steph curry of child porn?

Just hand captured an opossum and raccoon out of someone’s basement. I tweet this just to let everyone know turtle man ain’t shit and never was. Turtle man was one of the biggest frauds on TV, right next to bear grylls

Lets gooooo silence Toronto. The Bulls, the exact team the bucks would LOVE to see in the first round. #seered

Packers fans are down so bad on the bird app today and I’m just eating it up. Go under any Aaron Rodgers tweet and you’ll see a wide collection of the saddest and angriest scons.

Dirty Mike

oh i’m gonna get so fucking BEDARDED

Good Morning Everyone

jay out here doing the most every time he drives. forever and always my 🐐