Okay they backed down

Was that Big Sean because he just said oh god

Maybe I can still be his dog if I can be Santa’s other reindeer

It’s either a bus or animal migration

If you ever want to make a lagoon I have a bunch of ducks

Why would they send a stripper up a ladder?

Someone put a chip clip on her dress

Why would they put an exotic on a ladder?

Fatty is making biscuits in a bed

The bitch ate fire my love

Hey I’m at your job are you ever gonna get one

I just tried to out perform the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and now THIS hurts

Broke my ankle take a picture of my arm

What are you doing? I almost stepped on a frog

I was like which one?! I was like oh!

If someone bought it there would be a bow on it

Finish the doll house you ninny!

One strawberry at a night like this is not enough

He’s being crushed his lungs can’t expland

He’s being crushed his lungs can’t expland