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Saying people are idiots for thinking they know more than professional GMs and scouts ≠ saying you’re not allowed to criticize.

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I’m the first white former community college WR who moved from KC to SC to be a stay at home mom that plays golf all the time and hits 370 yard bombs and I’ve never been invited to the met gala…what the fuck.

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By 2030 Kansas City, Mo will have no NBA, NHL, or NFL team during the peak of the Mahomes Era. Generational fumble. Nashville’s leadership is laughing at us.

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If you weren’t throwing the football up to yourself and crashing into the couch making the catch or using the rug as the sideline as you make a catch as a little kid, wtf were you doing???

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Deciding to put Mother’s Day on National Golf Day is so disrespectful to the patriarchy. I will not be celebrating Mother’s Day to day. Happy National Golf Day, boys.