Back on Twitter despite the fact that the children I teach will probably find this and call my posts mid.

I refuse to recognize emo night as a legitimate institution until they start playing pageninetynine

Really regret not getting in the van with a punk band after they invited me on the rest of the tour after I opened up for em. Can I get a redo?

Now I watch football for the same reason I watch hockey. #GeauxSaints

Back to gettin' booked. Keep 'em comin', ya degens.

Gonna go see The Mountain Goats in Nola tonight and I really hope John Danielle wants to become best friends.

Mothman is real and looking for a stable relationship

Absolute king, John Darnielle, signed my beat up copy of Wolf in White Van and now we're best friends. Thanks for the kick ass show in Nola last night The Mountain Goats

Do you like podcasts where comedians talk about horror movies and are sometimes mean to each other but also basically life partners? Check out Bloody Buddies.

This picture looks like I'm a person of interest in a RICO investigation.

The worse yr tinnitus, the more punk u are

Christopher Walken in your dm's: ThAT. Body. Of YOURS. Is. ABSURD.

I'ma gat dang artist

A student drew me and it really captures the sad indie vibe I've been trying to cultivate over the years.

Bummer central

The biggest cringe moment I've had as an educator is telling my students, "Yes, Jeffrey Dahmer was a real person."

Really missing the kebab man calling me Habibi in Seoul.

We told you the end of the world would be fucking stupid, and here we are. Whoopity do. Please remember to eat arbys

#NewProfilePic

Mothman is real and thinks you're amazing