White people taco night >> white people hanging sex with my beautiful light skin transgender mother in law

Idec if my bitch got no teef She look good w demtures and she feel good widoutem

I’m honored, thankyou Douglas Murray

Had to do a double take on these pretzels

Watching the shining with my pants off

Saying “where my hug at” ironically to get a hug from now on, flipping the script, high iQ perversion

british people prolly call this “nuts and bolts” or some shit

@Fighthub_x

Nungua Burnaboy Why would I put my dick in a baby bottle

Veterinarian: “alright it’ll be $1400 to find out what’s wrong with him then we can go from there” Me: “too much, I’ll just leave it to nature” Vet: “actually give him these pills for $100 he’ll be good in a couple days” FUCK YOUUUUUUUU Goddamn scam artists

This acting is on par with a scene from a porno

And then what? Surprise phone bills ? 😭😂

Can I get a ¡Gay Son! from the people in the back please ?

Something about pizza crust and Italians being gay

Why am I getting so much Victoria Justice spam??

Again…. So what you’re saying is… after 3 years, there WILL be surprise phone bills??

Bitches don’t understand that I need the side of the bed closest to the door…. Just incase a mf break in and try to rape a Nigga

This is how it feels to listen to a podcast

Me when my crush clogs the toilet and it starts overflowing and leaking through the door