↠ ❛ I recognise the council has made a decision but given it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.❜ ┊Both comic and mcu traits, a simple mix up to add more character. Eager to start storylines and kick a few villains asses here and there. RT?

"I don't have time for this." Has been here two seconds and is already sick of the rubbish on the timeline.

"My contract of protecting your asses runs out at the border of Earth. If some people want to fight with aliens, Asgardians then they're no longer my client." He had no time for other planets, not unless they effected Earth. Otherwise that's more paperwork. x.com/taintedrevolt/…

Walks in with his usual expression, judging each individual carefully. What had the world got in store for him today...

"It's appreciated." Fury looked to the cup and back at the fingertips of the Spider, he may have one eye but he had excellent vision. "Now are you going to tell me what's happened or am I going to have to drag it out?" He worked many times before with Drew, he knew things. x.com/venenaaranea/s…

"I might send a warning shot but I'm sure you have a whole day of entertainment later." Nick looked to her then to the room around them. "What have you been up to Yuliana? Not talking to aliens I hope." x.com/taintedrevolt/…

He'll repeat himself again, he doesn't have time for Tony today. Furys' given enough to charity. x.com/intellectofiro…

"Miss Jean Grey. I assure you my business is not with the X-Men for /today/."

What's a man got to do to get a break around here... right he knows. His got to fake his own death again.

Yeah he's back, where's his party? Ah that's right, the Avengers out here thinking they're bigger than him now.

Anyway — someone get him a coffee with two shots. He needs it this morning.

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