Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards’

change so hard for me i still lowkey got niggas pinned on imessage i haven't spoken to in years bcs i like the familiar layout

ginger ale will always take you back to the dark side

Just had matcha for this first time, you ppl have been drinking agbo jedi because of aesthetics

unfortunately I hate tweeting I love money

i hate it when imessage makes the emojis smaller if you send more than 3 cause like dont stifle my emotional expression

me to that one interest I can’t speak about to my friends because of how corny it is

The internet act like u gotta cancel people over cheating bro i kinda dgaf

It’s time for us to be honest about Birria tacos.

whaaaaaaat 😭😭😭😭

the doctors and lawyers

White people so keyed into that incest gimmick them niggas think calling someone twin mean you wanna fuck

i'm either preparing for an exam, taking an exam, recovering from an exam or realising i'm already late to study for the next exam. and repeat. this is my life.

french only sounds sexy when black people speak it SORRY!!!

liberal 😏 liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal

i have an account with 0 followers where i just constantly schizopost