Please spread the word. My bag was stolen today and inside was my ring with my grandads ashes in it. Please get me that CCTV GWR

This is one of the greatest videos on the internet

Hey GWR no one to get me off the train at Paddington so I got myself off with some help from some lovely welsh supporters

Pro tip to the Olympic athletes visiting the White House! Absolutely DO NOT bring your medals along with you!

Let me get this straight, all these Brits, who sodded off to the UAE etc, and then whined about all the asylum seekers coming to the UK (at their own expense) now expect UK tax payers to fund their asylum flights back to the UK? Hypocritical, much?

Why are 85% of posts on here questions?

Hey, Twitter, what is the point of blocking people if I can still see their shitty adverts?

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutALaugh Chuckleberry Finn

I have a hankering for chocolate

Is This Plausible? I am Morgan Macsweeney I am Chief Of Staff to the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland I hold a top-secret security clearance I own a mobile phone I use this phone to conduct Government Business I use this phone to message with Lord Mandelson My

No, Twitter, it isn't that sort of 'palm' Sunday.

Musk has asked that we share more videos on X, so here we go 👇

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I've had 50+ trips around the sun and never flown, having seen the horror stories of feral children and entitled adults, until I can fly first class, I'm not flying.

BREAKING🚨: This is Massive from Italy.🔥 🇮🇹 Italy under Meloni REJECTS proposal from Trump’s envoy to replace Iran with Italy at the World Cup Italy called this idea as 'VERY SHAMEFUL' 🇮🇹 ITALY under MELONI politely saying "Get lost TRUMP"

Eric Trump Twat.

Many people believe that poor people shouldn't buy certain things with benefits/welfare; I believe billionaires and politicians shouldn't buy 14-year-old girls. That's just my opinion.