perfomative 2009 dan talking to phil be like:

i have an hour to clean up this mess ahead of the phatreon phream wish me luck friends

"the majority of you are in" rage quits the stream

adding diptique to the list of words dan can't pronounce

the gaming room redecoration sounds so cute and they might finally get rid of those fuck ass curtains behind them

CRASHING MENTION that is one of the best series ever

crying my eyes laughing at "how do you know if your horse is sad"

everyone's favourite phannie has a promotion interview today, plz wish me luck

my pjs worked!!! i got the promotion!!!!!!!

one month later and we're dating :3

pls be this happy forever i beg

hello friends i have returned from the trenches (crashing out for five months over being a team lead and having to manage people and strategic direction and technical opportunities)

just another hard monday

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they've accidentally sent my photo cards to a place no one should ever go..... swindon

deeply exciting update for anyone else gripped by the jumper saga

are any of my oomfs also pokemon card collectors because i wanna trade for the final few PO cards im missing