Baja blast is the best potion to repress curses acquired.

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Bogshots from a swamp freak >>>>>

At da urgent care because every time I leave for over 2 days I get deathly ill like a sick little victorian child.

I’ve pooped in gas stations you wouldn’t even pee in

Bro last night was exactly as the prophecy foretold

Vegas. Today.

lost a match at the card shop and asked the dude to name 5 deodorant brands

i don’t play about my nonverbal time

Drinking makes u fat and weed makes you retarded and u just have to choose which one you’re more content with living the rest of your life as

I just need to wake up earlier.

do people actually imagine and see things in their heads, or do they just know what something would look like? asking for a friend

7 different socks in rotation. its so over

I’m sorry for the way I acted when the humidity was 80%

i hate having a body i should just be a floating thing

"How do I win more commander games?" You yearn for Grinding Modern RCQs and don't even know it yet

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when i tilt at an rcq its because of my fiery competitive nature, a reflection of my warrior spirit when my opponent tilts at an rcq its because theyre an overgrown manchild who has never felt the touch of a woman

people who started adderall as a young child: “it stole a part of my soul which will never be returned to me” people who started adderall as an adult: “everything i have and everything i am is granted by the blessings of my daily meth”