Today is my birthday🎂❤️

IdolizIng a politician is like believing a stripper likes you.

If you don't realise you're a God, you will be enslaved by religion

How did we get to this point where the intelligent people have to keep quiet so the ignorant people won’t feel offended?

Topskills Sports UK Black people are always the first to insult but expect others to be cautious with them. Don't insult anyone and no one insults you.

Whatever you do today, don’t sink anyone’s boat. The ocean is wide enough for all of us to sail comfortably.

Idk who needed to hear this but you didn’t come this far to turn back now. Go for it.

Dziles That plate will need democracy

Man City and Liverpool fans have been complaining that Arsenal is not playing good football. Now the FA Cup has paired them together so they can show us their “beautiful football,” & they are complaining. 😂😂

Tottenham is a social experiment on humans to see how far it takes for someone to self harm.

Arsenal have this amazing ability to make Leverkusen, Everton, Mansfield, Portsmouth, Bayern Munich, Inter Milan, Port Vale all look like the same quality of opposition.

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

TMZ Chuck Norris didn’t pass away… Death just built up the courage to meet him. Legend forever. 💪 RIP 🕊️

⭐️ What an achievement! ⭐️ Kim Little poses for a photo with her nieces and nephew commemorating 400 appearances for Arsenal.

The reason you don't see me outside is because I can't fund my lifestyle yet.

Kill the nice guy inside you. Life doesn’t care about your kindness. Be ruthless, or get crushed.

Introducing your 2025/26 Coca-Cola Golden Glove winner… David Raya 💫 The Arsenal goalkeeper’s tally of 18 clean sheets cannot be matched! 👏

There’s a correlation between men who support Arsenal and them being good men. I’ve never met an Arsenal fan who was a terrible person.

Bro, Some girls can give you free Sɛx just because they don’t like your girlfriend😂