De-center food if you’re serious about losing weight

De-center food?

It’s not sweet. I know some of you will come to say “yen yen yen there are sweet ones”, but is it really sweet? We can tell it’s not pure sweetness.

Quite an underrated skill, to know when not to explain yourself.

Is waste management really too difficult for a state government to figure out? I cannot believe how dirty lagos is.

“Spend a day with me as a corporate (oil & gas) worker”

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is urgent:

I’d have you know that there is no coming back from blocking me as a friend. Disagreements are fine. We can have heated arguments, we can even take time off from speaking to each other. But the moment you press block, I’m sorry, there is no coming back. And then what? you

Hating your job while simultaneously being grateful for your job is so frustrating.

Just over-communicate. Send updates they didn’t ask for.

"You are so meticulous. I like how you pay attention to details" - nah me! "Did you even read this thing at all?" - nah still me!! I was told both statements today 😂

Asherkine gets a pass from me sha. Nobody was harmed in the making of that content. He has never come here to crowdfund for his contents. We are always seeking perfection from everyone else besides those who actually owe us perfection. 🤷‍♂️

Please incase you see any yellow file in a keke from Iyana Ipaja to Ayobo or from Ayobo to Iyana Ipaja, please contact me. The name on the file is Ogedengbe Esther. The contents include an NIN, WAEC result, and a birth certificate.

They are uploading confidential company documents to Claude and Chatgpt

The hiring processes at CBN, NNPC, Dangote, MTN, and top Nigerian companies explained. Everything you need to know before you apply:

that mini corporate phase where you don’t even care about your office outfits anymore… 😭😭

“Clarity comes from motion” is one of my favorite heuristics for life.

“Connected without internet” is up there on the top two list of ragebaits😭