It's Friday, it's late, I'm tired and cranky and I could give two portion scoops of mash potatoes about this post. My sweet puppy dog is far more appealing than banging out this, this… instagram.com/p/BufPs8HlElN/…

Hey Diner fans; due to some plumbing issues we're closed for lunch. Hopefully back tomorrow! March break hours starting in the AM 8~2pm @ The Diner House 29 instagram.com/p/BuwTaLqlM88/…

The day was cut short and we never got to taking any snaps of a few things we are doing this weekend. There's a quiche to replace the quiche that isn't selling. This isn't the first time… instagram.com/p/BuxQ9Y-FqXT/…

As the world rapidly changes and diets become more terrifying in the elimination of yumminess, I thought it might be time for a power ranking of the glutens. I am not afraid of the gluten.… instagram.com/p/BvDA6dAF5M-/…

Did you overindulge this past weekend? Were you a gluttonous bastard? Did you feel like the character in Seven just trying to survive? By the way, I know what's in the box and it's not the… instagram.com/p/BvU_xHRFC1x/…

A few things to take care of tonight before we get to the features. Any diet that excludes delicious fruit is just not on. Bacon jam is NOT keto friendly. Stop trying to make it so. Ben… instagram.com/p/BvnEeCHFjws/…

First up! Let's congratulate all the submissions to last weeks contest. All of them were terribly amazing! Some looked like the artist was on drugs and others made me think that I was on… instagram.com/p/Bv5Cfjtl9Jt/…

Playoffs are here! And if you are a true Leafs fan like me, you are anticipating and dreading the inevitable playoff failure that will surely come. But! Game one proved successful, so some… instagram.com/p/BwLHXs9Ag5N/…

Everyone knows Santa is a big, big fan of single malts and Tom Turkey tends to partake with nose candy. The Leprechaun man is just Guinness. He danced with the hard liquor of Ireland, but… instagram.com/p/Bwaaj-ygjHX/…

We are getting phone calls about Mother's Day. I understand that your mom is special and she's probably dealing with something and everyone has flown home to be there for breakfast and what better way than to eat at… instagram.com/p/BxBZiE3gZmk/…

We just passed May 8th. It's kind of a big deal. Did you know on May 8th in 615 and in 685 a Pope's reign came to an end? According to Rachel Maddow Russian meddling was the reason. De Soto that shitty conquistador… instagram.com/p/BxTW8IKgzty/…

CLOSED Mon AND Tues this week! #2stardinerhours @ The Diner House 29 instagram.com/p/Bxs6CXbHQ_d/…

Loads of chatter about Team Raisin or Team Pecan for the buttered tart masses. Well I heard a new wrinkle today, currants! I'd love to sample some. Anyone? We have a pancake this week that is certain to get the… instagram.com/p/Bx3JFsxHHUm/…

My background in food and cooking as a child was the garden. My grandfather had a beautiful garden and no one could turn the produce into something delicious. So there's that. There's no backstory, no coming to Jesus… instagram.com/p/BybX9nJnmhL/…

Corned Pork on thebageloven Un-holy bagel this weekend for the old man. Some sauerkraut, two eggs, Swiss cheese and 1000 Island. Oh and that pork is breaded and deep fried cause why not? There's also a buttermilk… instagram.com/p/Bytj8_2n-zL/…

Though the official 1st day of summer is the 21st this year; our summer hours begin tomorrow. Still closed on Mon; open Tues through Sun 8~2 #samesamebutdifferent #2stardiner #sparkjoy #friendlyreminder… instagram.com/p/By6fLTwn_BS/…

You ever forget something important? Fathers Day just went by and I forgot to get my Dad a card. Whoops! But do you really need a card when admiration that's left unsaid is enough? I also forgot to put the corn salsa… instagram.com/p/By_bQzent6P/…

The longest post of a food picture coming on up! Grab a hold of a tall beverage cause this bastard is going to take a while! Canada Day celebratory pancake with all the sprinkles is being served up all weekend.… instagram.com/p/BzRHHfenKxv/…

Happy Birthday Canada, you magnificent bastard! ~ ~ Reminder; we are closed both Mon & Tues this week! @ The Diner House 29 instagram.com/p/BzYFCNXnFDe/…

I have a very important PSA for those who haven’t had breakfast yet or have no plans for lunch: Diner House 29 is now open on Mondays! Go forth and order the Shenyang Starter!