Big happy birthday to Dean Bob 1st bday sober and 1st bday he never had to throw away his soiled gotch #hadtoscrapealittleout

It’s finally came Dean Hannon heading home for good, thank god all the single men in town will have a chance again #tinder

Make sure to give it an extra shake and/or wear gotch, Willy got stuck to the zipper tonight #takeyourtime #dontrush

There will be pre drinks at the elevator starting at 3 today for the Dinsmore Dynamos Senior Hockey Club and Kelly Taylor party! I know it’s not till tomorrow but we don’t piss around in Dinsmore.

The ThePlayers heavily endorse the community of Dinsmore and their bid to win #KraftHockeyville 2020. Is sending the Kraft selection committee a dozen cinnamon buns a bribe? Auto win for the #Cinnabarn if that happens. Dinsmore Dynamos Senior Hockey Club Dinsmore Minor Ball Dinsy Yotes The Elevator

Day dreaming on the combine and remembered my password, it’s password! by the way gonna finish tonight, gonna drive the 780 & 45’ header down mainstreet Dinsmore like my 93 mustang #breakstands #elevatoropen

Think of how many supper dates Dean Bob could take Nicole Keeler on if he started drinking again #doitforsupper

One of the best bdays yet Shanda Mann bought me a new paralyzer mixing jug and Dean Bob gave me my annual foot rub #open24-7

Just want to apologize to the town of Dinsmore and all the kids that came to see Santa. A-little stop at the ele and all hell breaks loose

Heading into #WCCPS18 got a couple things to take care of and when I’m talking about “things” I mean keep the waiters running back and forth serving me mothers milk for 3 straight days #betterbewearingrunningshoes

The wife is asking for pictures to prove I’m at #WCCPS18 can someone please send me a few so I can pass on to her. I haven’t left the pub since Monday morning. #ThanksInAdvance

Thank god #WCCPS18 ends tomorrow not sure my body can handle anymore. Also cab took me to Prairieland Park it’s empty. Where are they holding it this year?

After reviewing my notes from #WCCPS this morning I have decided I’m gonna do exactly what I did last year

I could only find 8 of 10 hidden objects help please?!? Texas mickey, ladies beer, milkshake laced with weed, wd -40, boobs, a dart, Shaws Xmas fire, gun crazy freak with a boner #pleasehelp

We had a blast ice fishing 🎣 hope Troy Atkinson doesn’t catch a cold after forgetting his snowmobile suit at home #gotch

If I get 1 more f’n snap, text, or see a post on Facebook or twitter about the snow last night I’m gonna take my 66 of Black Russian and smack myself in the face. All of central sask did not wake up blind or sleep all day we can see the f’n snow with our own eyes #postbetter

When a friend Dean Bob stops having the bubbly you get worried, when a friend sells his beer fridge you call a shrink immediately and fix this shit before it gets out of hand #bringdeanback

I had more precipitation in my pants than the fields but enough to stop seeding come on by it’s a full house already #seeding2018

Well it’s that time of year #grad2018 let’s see if theses little buggers can keep up with the chaperone tonight. I need a chaperone for a chaperone #bluecooler

This is how Trent Aylward woke up this morning #plant18 #mow18