what would you think if i told you these two movies have the exact same ending

luca guadagnino should’ve opened challengers like this

this is kinda me and my male friends

suckin on my titties like you wanted me
callin me all the time like blondie

i like how in movies from the late 80s/early 90s you could tell a character was an asshole when they have a car phone

joni singing 'i drew a map of canada oh can-ah-daAAH' was the 'down at the men in music BIZ-ness conference' for people in the 70s

anne hathaway in the harry styles fanfic movie reading normal people at coachella…she was mindful of why she was invited to the section

new sexuality called parasexual where you only want to have sex with people you don’t know

they should make a film with a dead wife montage where the wife sucks and the protagonist actually hates her

“this guy took a shit and didn’t wipe his ass after then he came inside of me”

apparently selena gomez only did this film because her mom’s favorite movie is gummo

Why does Melfi have so many straw hats

I dont need to touch grass I need to touch chest hair

there’s a certain period between spring and summer where it’s technically warm enough to wear shorts out, but it feels deviant to do so

they should meet

WHAT

editor: you got the pictures from the steve buscemi shoot?
photographer: sure did boss. real fucking sexy just like you asked
editor: what

i would’ve done tons of cocaine with you and kept you alive forever