my little sister is so freaking adorable. she spent her own money on matching shirts & asked if we could wear them whenever we go out to eat. 🥰

just realized one of the conteactors i work for has the name richard head. struggling not to cal him dickhead now.

i got 99 problems n they all internalized 🥴

Consistency is hard for most specifically in the beginning because no one is clapping for you or giving you any acknowledgment. But that’s all part of the test to see how bad you really want it, are you willing to do it even when no one is noticing

my boss just gave me some great life advice in the form of brain first piehole second 😂😂

degen hours 🥴

packing a tent into the bag you bought it in should be an olympic sport

kinda wana send to northcoast for saturday and sunday

i'm not a degenerate and i will stand on that hill for at least the next 3 minutes

not 30+ minutes late for work for the first time in a month someone give me a cookie

me and coworker possibly cause 10-20k in damage on site our boss: im not mad at you guys im just dissapointed

looking at a benz tmrw 🙂

that line between love and hate can get real thin

🤣 instagram.com/reel/CW356FAJo…

god bless weighted blankets

Defeating traffic is the ultimate boss battle. Even the most powerful humans in the world cannot defeat traffic.

the cop in the unmarked car that played cat and mouse and weaved through morning traffic doing 120 with me this today 100% passed vibe check for not pulling me over 😇🤝

came up off a broken heart 😤

my bitch can tell that i'm addicted to pussy, she lookin past it 🎶