The average Republican now owns more boats than the Iranian navy.

Touchdown

31-0 MIAMI (OH) COMPLETES THE PERFECT REGULAR SEASON AS OPPOSING FANS THROW OBJECTS ON THE FLOOR

One of the best parts of college sports is giving lesser-known schools their 15 minutes of fame. Miami University is a gorgeous campus in an amazing town and just all-around great place.

Trump drops an epic shit bomb.

Graeme McDowell ACE on LIV for the SECOND STRAIGHT WEEK 🤯

SMU Offense: *get a paint touch* *run a play* *work for a good shot* Miami Ohio the millisecond they get an inch of space

this might be the most madhouse NCAAT environment we’ve seen in the first four and maybe even first weekend. The roof just fell down with that 3💥

MIAMI OF AMERICA ADVANCES!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

“Miami Ohio chucks too many 3s this wasn’t real basketball”

Good Morning Xitterverse friends! The Bison herd has arrived in Washington, DC!! As part of the United States' 10th anniversary of the National Bison Legacy Act this May, which made bison the official national mammal of the US, these incredible bison statues will "graze" on

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

JUST IN - Trump on Iran: "We are going to hit them extremely hard over the next 2 to 3 weeks. We're going to bring them back to the stone ages where they belong."

Today’s view of bison crossing Slough Creek in Yellowstone National Park.

Trump is shit talking Biden to the kids at the Easter Egg Roll 🤣

Wow. Hundreds of supertankers are headed toward the U.S. Gulf Coast from every direction.

Good evening from the Coconut Tree Kamala Harris Ma’am, (can we call you Ma'am?) we’ll keep this factual and review your actual record, not your reboot. As a U.S. Senator (2017-2021), you were an original cosponsor of the Green New Deal resolution (S.Res. 59). It directed the