don’t trust a woman 2 run the country but need ya gf to do all ya job applications

"look for the helpers" is advice for children you fuckin babies. you're going to have to sack up and become the helper

Does anyone know if this feeling is on the feeling wheel?

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

Watching Gen Z men veer right hits different for Millennials. We lived through Columbine, 9/11, the Iraq War, 2008 crash, 2016 election, covid, abortion bans, & now this. We watched institutions repeatedly fail us while older generations selfishly protected the status quo. 🧵1/

“Young men need a space where they can act traditionally masculine.” Mosh pits. “And express their emotions in a healthy way.” Mosh pits. “Where they can find community.” Mosh pits. “Somewhere they can gain a basic understanding of consent.” *STARTS DOING WINDMILLS*

Manstrual cycle, I am in. 🤣🤣🤣

A dementia drug based on a chemical discovered in an exotic type of snail was just invented. Studying the reproductive habits of insects has allowed us to increase crop yields. You think you’re making a good point but you don’t even have the capacity to realize how dumb you are.

Whether it’s Joe Biden using an executive order to forgive student loans or Matt Gaetz using his adopted son’s Venmo account to pay the pimps of underage sex slaves, both sides have found unusual ways to give money to young people.

Barbarism is actually when you have to watch a loved one painfully die and can’t do anything to arrange for a dignified death because the law requires you to let them suffer to the very end.

They saying Zohran Mamdani is gonna implement Shamar Moore law. Are New Yorkers ready for that?

So sad that this generation of white boys cope with loneliness by turning into incels… whatever happened to sitting ur ass down and writing a song called Iris? Putting pen to paper about how down bad you are?