Me opening every container of lotion/condiment after the move, forgetting that it has already happened a dozen times

Time to add a new stripe to the flag

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday bit.ly/43iXYj6

Unimpressed with his new toy

People in Denver telling me about the Levitt Pavilion as if we didn’t have a whole ass Levitt Shell in Memphis

gay tor

it is time

Gm

*jazz hands*

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Found a Colorado house in our budget Ashley Bonds

I thought the shared courtyard at our rental house was charming until people started having parties in it

Thinking of making a very niche bumper sticker that says Colfax is my Poplar #memphis to #denver

He is legendary tho @hal23x

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happy 4th of july. never forget who fought for your independence

Anybody remember hamms?

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