Would you rather wakeup next to some college boy loser with barely any money left after your last night together. Or Would you rather wakeup next to Xander, a handsomely wealthy DILF with years of experience? The choice is yours, Princess.

Tread carefully as the DILF will probably be your most rough yet.~ All that dad bod crashing down into you with the sole intent to make you a mother.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘋𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘺. 𝘏𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘬.~

For those uninitiated, Xander has cock piercings. Growing up in the suburbs with deadbeats parent, he wasn't really what you'd call a "good student" Now they're serve as reminders, and decent halfway point when throating him. Oh, and of course his fat musky dad nuts.

The Pros of letting the DILF be your Valentine. The Cons? Loss of feeling below the waist.

You know the drill. Pants down and turn around.

Let him stuff your throat and mark where your lips reach. Once you can slurp on his balls while fully throating him you get a prize.

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Seems like he chose a good time to come back. With pretty ladies running around left, right, and center.

Everyone's joining Tinder suddenly. Maybe it's time he gets some help setting up a profile, just for fun of course.

Spot's still open.

Milk and two sugars? He'll get her fixed up in no time.

Slept well I hope? Can't let any of that beauty sleep go wasted.~

Get on his good side and you'll find yourself getting a pet name faster than you can imagine. His way of showing love.

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