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@dilfncookies

I'm just tryna ball with my bros

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calendar_today12-04-2015 21:10:20

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Black Radioactive Boi 🚂☢ (@tokenofthemonth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Mission trip christians are so funny to me like Jesus always takes them to Costa Rica or Panama or Amazonas but never like East St Louis or West Memphis

Count Dankula (@countdankulatv) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by
Daractenus (@daractenus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Japanese Report: "Why didn't you tell US allies about the war before attacking Iran?" Donald Trump: "Who knows better about surprises then Japan. Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" This man belong in a psychiatric ward.

microplastics envelope filter (@diabolicalspuds) 's Twitter Profile Photo

one of the most disgusting incredibly common aspects of American culture is 30 cars idling outside of a fast food place waiting for chicken nuggies for 40 minutes

Ash (@h1twom4n) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A line in a Nazi propaganda movie centered around the “waste” of disability care is “What would perish, according to the laws of nature, is protected and cared for” - almost every example of a disabled person from our earliest history shows community care, without obligation.

Ash (@h1twom4n) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My parents went on honeymoon to Yugoslavia in the late 80s because they were broke not realizing it would curse their firstborn child (me) with communism

Mike Duncan (@mikeduncan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yes because choosing to root for the Yankees if you are not born into it is proof of defective character. This is less about "the gentrifier laptop class" and more about "anyone with a moral center would not willingly choose to root for the Yankees." I would personally be

CALL TO ACTIVISM (@calltoactivism) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨IT’S NOW OFFICIAL: Gov. JB Pritzker just made Illinois the FIRST state to let people SUE ICE agents for violating their rights. Federal immunity is blown to hell. This is the blueprint. Every state needs to wake the hell up and follow.

B 🧡 (@iambri_97) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i beg them to do it, because appealing to people’s good sense about not using that bastard app is not working so please just remove its functionality

holden m. accountable (@noahpasaran) 's Twitter Profile Photo

when I got my degree in history with a concentration in medieval Europe, I did not foresee my knowledge of mad emperors attacking the pope would become useful again

Mike Duncan (@mikeduncan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine looking at the Iran War and being like "I know I will defend this with the just war theory" nypost.com/2026/04/14/opi…

Imagine looking at the Iran War and being like "I know I will defend this with the just war theory"  nypost.com/2026/04/14/opi…
Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️ (@nomads4pritzker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is the paradigmatic Republican critic of higher ed: a self-professed poor performer still bitterly mad about something that happened before any of today's college students were born

sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 (@lilbabygandhi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Gerrymandering is not enough, Democrats must commit to the destruction of the Republican Party once they are in power. It is what is best for the entire world.

Mike Duncan (@mikeduncan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's almost like we live in a country that allows mass shootings basically every day. There have been 121 mass shootings in 2026 alone. Of course we're desensitized. It's impossible not to be