Free Drag Name: Extra-Virgin Olive Gargoyle

Of course she lit the candles one by one, how else was she gonna do? Dark Lady laughed and danced and gripped a thick handful of candles sideways, torching all the wicks from beneath like a maniac

Haze of morning, hunting and gathering bagels, drearily announcing to myself "Free drag name, Ozzy Oggo"

My brother told me this beautiful worker-solidarity moment he had while driving for Uber once, laaate night, and his passenger's child vomited in his back seat, and he accidentally bumper-bumped the passenger's house and chipped a brick, and they gave each other five stars. 💪

These trauma surgeons thought they’d seen the worst of the worst. But nothing they’d experienced prepared them for the horrors they found in Gaza, as civilians and children suffer under Israel’s bombing campaign. Two weeks inside a Gaza hospital👇 politico.com/news/magazine/…

Switching to Kamala has, for some reason, allowed every Democrat to just focus solely on the fact that they fucking hate Donald Trump, intraparty differences don’t matter, he must lose again no matter what, and its unleashed an energy I’ve just never seen in politics.

"I talked to God--she says yo what's up--and she wants ᵖᵃᶰᵈᵃ Berry to have a full-season run on Dragnificent this year"

Thinking about it.. why don’t yall recognize Angeria as a main character of this season, as much as Roxxxy? Angeria was the most blocked… She was tied for most challenge wins She had the most badges.. She only lost 1 lipsync out of 5 this season.. She CLEARED it #AllStars9

My personal-favorite pick for winning their All-Stars seasons were Tia Kofi and Angeria “Ugaly Bitch” VanMicheals, and I'm so delighted that twice recently, the AS queen I was rooting for (and saw as the rightful winner!) has won 😁💖 Congratulations, Angie, you EARNED that win fair and square! 🤩

So that new website that Georgia rolled out this week allowing you to delete a person‘s voter registration if you have their drivers license or Social Security number and DOB had a fun little glitch on Monday that lasted for about an hour. The “glitch”? It DISPLAYED the social

(in a boundaries-appropriate way,) I really love my therapist 🥹

Something I like about me is, animals treat me as normal. Pets that love everybody also love me; pets who hate most folks don't make an exception for me. Humans may see me as an outlier, but cats know I'm a dime a dozen. 😁 (That said, toddlers LOVE me, also a point of pride) 😎

Just ten more weeks until I get to gleefully say to tweens, "Your costume is great! Are you a Five Night at Freddy?" and "You look amazing! Are you a Roblock?" and they'll be hilariously polite about it because I'm also offering a handful of candy 😁

FREE* DRAG NAMES BY BIRTH YEAR 1962: Sissy Fuss 1971: Honey Nut 1977: Aquapella 1981: Odd Zen Ends 1984: Mary, Queen of THOTs 1986: Stevia 1991: Gore Jazz 1994: Trigger Finger 1998: Extra-Virgin Olive Gargoyle (* I thought of these but didn't check to see if they're taken)

Wsbtv posted a black child who was a victim as the shooter at first and now that they know they were wrong won't post the white boy's picture. Terrible media outlet. Hope yall burn for eternity.

Only four more days until Jimmy Carter can vote 🥹

So aggravating that, of the local "not paid for by any candidate" billboards around my area, the Trump ones look nicer and read much more clearly than the frankly shitty Harris ones. I thought graphic design was OUR passion, c'mon 🙄

Atlanta, GA we’re taking over FUTURE this Friday 10/25 🤡🖤 Get your tickets from the link in my bio! 💋

Gwinnett cops are paid a $60 bonus every time they flick on their flashie-flashies for a few moments to run red lights during rush hour. It's super benign and reassuring every single time I watch it happen!

Last night at 12:00, I cheered "Happy new year!," air-kissed a drag queen, and was driving home by 12:10. I've never been more impressed with a group of drivers than all of us on I-285 at that moment. Every car was driving SOO carefully and politely. Go Team Made-It-To-Midnight!