the days between christmas and new years are for sequels only. mamma mia 2. top gun 2. all of the spider-men 2. no origin stories no character growth only cher on a helicopter and rey and kylo ren accidentally sending intergalactic sexts

january in your thirties is wild because half your friends are doing dry january and half of them are pregnant and half of them are drunk texting you at 5pm on a tuesday about their exes and half of them are asking if you want to book a flight to italy and somehow this maths out

the fun thing about going to sleep earlier than all the humans i love is waking up to their mildly unhinged late night texts like it’s the morning paper

a little treat from me for me 🥰

adulthood is just checking the weather app, immediately forgetting what it said, and checking it again until you die

so far 2024 girl math is just trying to figure out if it's too cold to go to target

THE GETAWAY LIST is officially on shelves! this book isn’t just my love letter to nyc but my aggressively caps locked, mildly unhinged love scream to nyc 🚲📚😜. thank you to everyone at Wednesday Books for making this book magic happen! see you at the strand at 7pm tonight!

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every girl is defined by their one lost love. and by that i mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life

swifties watching the super bowl

do you hear that? it's the sound of one million bosses waking up to time off requests for april 19th

this super bowl was the best rom com i watched all year

i am not a strong independent woman. i am entirely dependent on my Little Treats. i am a strong little treat dependent woman

friendly leap day reminder to choose chaos ✨

me: do i know this song? baby me from 20 years ago rolling up her sleeves: get ready for the most dissociative experience of your life because i remember EVERY WORD

adulthood is just waiting all day to decompress from the stress of your job by watching a show about the stress of some other job

you think you're dramatic? manhattan wasn't in the path of totality for the eclipse so it had to re-main character itself with a whole earthquake

taylor swift is the older sister that eldest daughters never had