You suck Patrick Mahomes II

Thanks Chipotle for the shitty food and service. Asked for lettuce and pico but nooo. Sketchy assholes

This dumbass at JiffyLube just opened my radiator cap right after I pulled in and it exploded on him. Absolute idiot

Game is game.

Gotta love the douchebags with plows on their trucks that don’t do shit

My little brother had to walk to school. We found him on the side of the road dead from hyperthermia. Thanks Archdiocese of Omaha

The new Willy Wonka comes out and all the girls want to look like the Oompa Loompas

Fuck you Barstool Badgers (3x state champs) Go shove more shit up your asses. W Brooks Shetlar

How it feels after scheduling the first tee time of 2024

The only thing these “Seek Jesus” girls are seeking is some more dick

No one likes you Angel Reese

Gotta love when someone on a cart takes your ball and tries to tell you it’s theirs

Don’t think you’re a tough guy flying by me flipping me off when you’re driving a Chevy traverse

Scottie is him #pgachampionship

Thanks for such a shitty experience once again Chipotle. “ flavored chicken” my ass. More bland than a cock covered in saw dust. Reminded me of how moth balls smell. #tasteslikeshit

Kamala Harris doesn't answer the FIRST question. This woman has no business being president.

Shouldn't the moderator cut her off and say answer the question. Is the economy better off or not? Answer it

Nothing better than bonding with the guy you’re shitting next to in the next stall over

What do you mean you’re out of 6mg Wintergreen Zyns?

Relax Ladies. There’s enough to go around #WNBA