Well done Chris Bryant for preventing Jo Coburn from quickly glossing over both Mark Menzies, and the wider issue of the endless stream of cases of impropriety involving tory MPs, which was quite clearly her intention

#PoliticsLive

Mark Menzies claims his problems began when he fell in with 'some bad people'. Or the tory party, as most people tend to know them

#bbcbreakfast
#r4today

An awful lot of roads in the Post Office Scandal seem to lead back to Angela Van Den Bogerd

Her and Paula Vennells seem guilty of perjury as a bare minimum, and probably considerably more besides

#C4News
#PostOfficeInquiry

Hi Acun Ilıcalı, I am currently eight months pregnant and I would really like it if you would sign Liam Delap

Thanks in advance 🙏

#hcafc

That's three potential contenders Ozan Tufan has in our goal of the season competition now

How's Dan Gosling getting on these days?

#hcafc

Some proper sexball at times in that first half

Several other results going our way too

Although it feels kinda strange that I'm willing Preston to score, even though it would mean they go above us

THE CHAMPIONSHIP IS SO CONFUSING

#hcafc

Today, former bosses Alan Cook and Adam Crozier both claimed they were completely unaware that the Post Office was pursuing prosecutions against sub-postmasters

#C4News
#PostOfficeInquiry

That's Fabio Carvalho not coming back next season then

#hcafc

Jesus, all the Oscar conjecture is getting dull now

We have NO idea how he'd have got on, had he come back in Jan

At the time, he'd mostly been injured all season & more crucially, lacks the technique or fitness to play how Rosenior wants

Sometimes that's just football

#hcafc

Well, if it is to be another championship campaign for us next season, we are already 2 points ahead of Sheffield United then...who now have the dubious honour of being simultaneously bottom of both this season's Premier League and next season's Championship 🤣

#hcafc

David Smith apology in full:

'I'm sorry if you felt upset in any way over either your imprisonment, or my subsequent euphoria over this miscarriage of justice. '

#C4News
#PostOfficeScandal
#PostOfficeInquiry

Frustrating night after what was, on the whole, another pretty good performance

However I'm still firmly of the belief that we have the right man in charge, and if we get our fine tuning right over the summer...we're gonna piss this league next season

Too soon?

#hcafc

Oh bugger!

#hcafc

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes

We're gonna smash the smoggies, That's just the way it goes...

We love you city, we always will,
Just as long as you go for the kill

There's no beginning, there'll be no end
But that Play-off party's still on my friend

#hcafc

Some rather pertinent ancient chinese proverbs:

- Suppress your desire for glory, &
you will never be disappointed

- A virtuous man concentrates on his
own work, not that of others

- He whose destiny depends on Sheff
Weds not being shit, is truly fucked

#hcafc

Seen suggestions for various songs & performative gestures for tomorrow night

As well intentioned as they are, I honestly think the best way to 'say no to racism' is just not to be racist

And the best way to show support for Liam is to get behind the team

#hcafc

Excellent. Then maybe we could follow it up with a rousing rendition of 'I'd like to teach the world to sing (in perfect harmony), with both the #hcafc & #Boro fans joining in together

Then Rosenior & Carrick could do a duet of 'Ebony and Ivory' on the pitch before kick-off

Huge Boost

#hcafc

A joy to watch when it all clicks, innit 👌

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New profile pic for happy crack, or whatever his name was

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