I have 3 armies above 2000 points. None of them are finished. This is accurate.

Very art. Much wow.

Painted one of these in 1997 when I was 13. The other I painted with my daughter last year. I bloody love these old gretchin.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN This is the only way to paint Hive Fleet Kraken. The classic way. You can’t tell me otherwise.

Agreed to paint up my mate’s ISS Vanguard models. Here’s the first engineer player model. Not bad for 8 hours.

Since ꝚƐȤ mentioned the ‘bids I bought from him years ago, I got inspired to get them done. Since everyone loves a good WIP photo, here’s one.

And here it is. After painting one of these 17 years ago, I’ve finally finished another. Feels good.

I really think I need to blog about the nightmare of a job I have right now. Not sure where to do it though. It’s mostly just to vent about how frustrating, unfair, and openly aggressive this workplace is. No matter what I do, it’s really affecting my mental health.

Watching neckbeards lose their minds over female custodes is utterly hilarious to me. Show me on the doll where the little plastic figure touched you. Or didn’t. Because that would involve a woman touching you.

I remember back in the early 00’s a GW employee told me the Dark Angels’ “dark secret” was that they were into gay bondage. It was the most uncomfortable interaction I ever had at that store. 20ish years later and I’m happy we are moving past that shit.

I really want to emphasise with this that in 3 decades this was the first toxic GW employee I ever met. The first toxic interaction I ever had. There’s been others since, but you never forget being asked what army you collect and after telling them they say “ah the closet fags.”

The anti-everything Warhammer child’s remind me of pre-character-developed this guy.

Hearing the cybertruck referred to as the “Inc-el Camino” is poetry.

If your who reason for excusing shitty behaviour hinges on the use of a mute button, then you are the reason women choose the bear.

Went and got my nails done in prep for being best man at my buddy’s wedding. I was told some women apparently love this because of how those hands would look around their throat. I mean… I get it.

America just handed three countries over to fascists. They get everything they deserve. See you later X. I won’t be back.