“This tastes like crap.” -Flies probably

“I’m leaving” -Shane from perfect match & Love Is Blind probably

Dating in Austin is kind of like a reboot of Mean Girls Directed by M night Shyamalan

I mean of course Jon Jones won. When you wrestle with all those demons on the daily wrestling one dude isn’t tough.

I’m getting older. But I feel like the only thing that’s really changed is that I now check the weather before I leave the house.

Is this an NFT?

Someone draft this man. You can’t teach the ability to grind. #keephammering

Humans are amazing creatures. We’re also straight up muppets.

I’d still be talking about this. I’d have it tattoo’d on me. I’d be selling it as an NFT.

Who? They’re giving who a 16 million dollar deal?

I think personally these are the weakest 1 seeds in my life time in #MarchMadness It’s literally anyones game this year.

I feel like CP is as confused as I am. What does that even mean???

We have a what..? 😂

Florida Baseball really said… Y’all seen the Dodgers jerseys? 😏 #MCWS

They’re posting articles in the future now?

I usually stay away from the stuff online. But at this point, I don’t even know if I can believe my eyes anymore. That’s a scary thought. Has anyone seen the video of the lady eating the cat? Is it real or some kind of deep fake? Who’s lying? Biden for Trump

The GTA loading screen when my parents walk in

Was Mike’s iron ass necessary!? 😂💀

Father Time is the only truly undefeated man. #PaulTyson

Hey HP I’m waiting… You folks ask me to contact you privately so you can “help” no response… Just like that customer service line I was given that told me all reps were busy for an hour until the automated voice said we can’t talk your call and hung up…