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Have I told you this deja vu joke before?

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

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What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.

"The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife."

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Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.

"If you keep good food in your fridge, you will eat good food."

There's no "I" in Denial.

"The ingredients of health and long life, and great temperance, open air, easy labor, and little care."

A cannibal passed his brother in the woods.

"A healthy outside starts from the inside."

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

"What the public expects and what is healthy for an individual are two very different things."

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