The lake boat with missiles is, The Hilux of the High Seas

Feral hogs could be here

Just pressure washed this driveway Customer paid me $600 Then he shook my hand and said, “son, I’m impressed by your work ethic. You have a lot of potential. How’d you like to be the VP of Engineering at Microsoft? The pay is $700k per year. If you can pressure wash, you can

To say that drinking alcohol is sinful is blasphemous.

POV you’re a junior banker at JP Morgan and your MD wants to have a performance chat

Imagine including either Florida or Texas in this map much less both Could not be me

My real name is Ken Keniff.

They gayed up Eminem to make sure zoomers wouldn't ever hear rock bottom

Exec Sum "Itty bitty titties and a fish head!" "Itty bitty titties and a fish head!"

I know a lot of you guys think this JPM thing is fake but I know a broker there and he called me crying this morning because his boss makes him dress up in lederhosen and sing the mommy milkies song.

Christ saved me out of a life of misery and sin. He redeemed me from slavery to Satan and his works. And if you confess your sins, He is both faithful and just to forgive you of those sins and cleanse you of all unrighteousness. He will redeem you from the Kingdom or

>guy who read the first book and thinks he knows something about what Frank Herbert intended Sad. Many such cases.

I qualified expert with nades in basic

Savage

This is your friendly reminder that it is officially known as "The War of Northern Aggression." I refuse to elaborate.

The Grand Californian

𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐳𝐞 HE'S A LEGEND. I ALSO IMMEDIATELY THINK OF THIS KANYE INTERVIEW WHENEVER THIS SONG COMES UP.

Just incredible victim mentality. Bootstrap. Handshakes. Looking people in the eye. If you can't hack it, then you deserve to be replaced tbh

Jarhead has an idea, immediately shares it with his enemy to make him a more competent opponent. Marines are special, man.